The Year Without A Santa Claus - my favorite holiday special

The Year Without A Santa Claus

The action figures!

the bobblehead dolls

Pesticides in food

A final thing about food that should make you say 'Hmmmm'

Pesticides in your children's food

Cat Haikus

This is from a yahoo group I'm on


Cat Haikus

You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail! Behold,
Elevator butt.
~
We're almost equals
I purr to show I love you
Want to smell my butt?
~
Litter box not here
You must have moved it again
I'll poop in the sink.
~
Cats meow out of angst
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much!"
~
Wanna go outside.
Oh, crap! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
~
Humor: Cat Haikus
Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams!
My claws aren't that sharp...
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I want to be close
To you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?
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You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
Sitting on your hands.
~
The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds -
Your foot just squashed one.
~
In deep sleep hear sound
Cat vomit hairball somewhere
Will find in morning
~
The rule for today
Touch my tail, I shred your hand
New rule tomorrow
~
I need a new toy.
Tail of black dog keeps good time.
Pounce! good dog! good dog!
~
You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.
~
My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
Can just hide my head.
~
Blur of motion, then -
Silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?
~
Small brave carnivores.
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes.
Fear vacuum cleaner.

Kids eating meat

more things that should make you go 'Hmmmm'

Antibiotics in meat: What you need to know

Bovine growth hormone and milk: What you need to know

Things that should make you go 'Hmmmm'

http://parentcenter.babycenter.com/refcap/preschooler/pnutrition/64389.html