19 Years and counting

Today is Joe's and my 19th anniversary.
The kids have me in a foul mood but we are going to the pool for an hour anyway - I want to go to the pool every day and I'm tired of the kids messing that up for me all the time. I'm not the one refusing to clean up the playroom or refusing to do schoolwork so why should I have to suffer the consequences of their inaction.
Crap, what am I going to make for dinner? Oh, hot dogs (no link to the nitrate-free Oscar Mayer hot dogs since they aren't listed on thier website yet) with chili (Hormel Vegetarian Chili) will do the trick for the kids and I'll have a Zima.