Tuesday, December 07, 2004

The Year Without A Santa Claus - my favorite holiday special

The Year Without A Santa Claus

The action figures!

the bobblehead dolls

Pesticides in food

A final thing about food that should make you say 'Hmmmm'

Pesticides in your children's food

Cat Haikus

This is from a yahoo group I'm on

Cat Haikus

You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail! Behold,
Elevator butt.
We're almost equals
I purr to show I love you
Want to smell my butt?
Litter box not here
You must have moved it again
I'll poop in the sink.
Cats meow out of angst
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much!"
Wanna go outside.
Oh, crap! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
Humor: Cat Haikus
Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams!
My claws aren't that sharp...
I want to be close
To you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?
You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
Sitting on your hands.
The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds -
Your foot just squashed one.
In deep sleep hear sound
Cat vomit hairball somewhere
Will find in morning
The rule for today
Touch my tail, I shred your hand
New rule tomorrow
I need a new toy.
Tail of black dog keeps good time.
Pounce! good dog! good dog!
You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.
My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
Can just hide my head.
Blur of motion, then -
Silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?
Small brave carnivores.
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes.
Fear vacuum cleaner.

Kids eating meat

more things that should make you go 'Hmmmm'

Antibiotics in meat: What you need to know

Bovine growth hormone and milk: What you need to know

Things that should make you go 'Hmmmm'